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God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:16 pm
by BuyMyWeedOnline
Indica Dominant Hybrid -  Indica 55% / Sativa 45%THC: 23-25%

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Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
by AimOrDie
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:40 pm
by Ghost Drops
AimOrDie wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?
was just about to ask when the 5th A got added lol

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:13 pm
by Otownkush
Ghost Drops wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:40 pm
AimOrDie wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?
was just about to ask when the 5th A got added lol
To be fair, when was AAAA+? ;)

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:25 pm
by xsinx
Soooooo happy you guys finally made it on here. Guess I can finish that discussion we had about your shitty products by email before you guys ghosted me :D

Lemme pull my one and only order details:

Order (#222364) was shipped via Canada Post, Xpresspost on 3/16/2018.

This is what I ordered:

Rolling Stone Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Trident Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Moroccan Habibi Hash (AAAAA)
Caduceus Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Purple Urkle (AAAAA)
Diamond Dawg Og (AAAAA)
Chem 91 (AAA)
God's Green Crack (AAAA)
Purple Lightning (AAAA)

So my first question is this... I want to know how you managed to produce hash that looks like hash, smells like hash, but tastes like ass but more importantly, provides ABSOLUTELY NO BUZZ? It's really a mystery to me and it's been bugging me since I bought that shit. I mean, it's like a magic trick, I absolutely want to understand how you guys pulled that one?

My next problem was how all the flower was BONE DRY. I mean dry to the point I could bust it up to roll a joint with my fingers in a second, boom, dust.

The Diamond Dawg, Chem 91 and God's Green Crack tasted sooooo harsh and bad I could not finish them, it was fucking horrible, some of the worse MOM weed I ever had.

Then when I complained (politely) by email, I was given the run around for several replies, then offered 3.5g of your finest AAAAA weed in compensation (AAAAA does not exist btw, so it just adds insult to injury)... I refused that offer, was told you'd bring it to management and then got the run around for a couple other emails and then radio silence.

That was a 292$ order which was total junk except for the two purples (which were still FAR from the advertised AAAAA) and it was my first MOM order ever, I almost went back to my fucking shitty street dealer after placing that order figuring all that internet weed was just a big fucking scam.

You guys are a disgrace to the market and you should go straight to the blacklist for being so shitty.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:27 pm
by Ghost Drops
Otownkush wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:13 pm
Ghost Drops wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:40 pm
AimOrDie wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?
was just about to ask when the 5th A got added lol
To be fair, when was AAAA+? ;)
pluses have been in the A rating system for a while ;) lol, but we actually only used AAAA+ ourselves to separate the unlicensed producer strains as they are above any other quads we have. hahah but i get ur point lol

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:33 pm
by AimOrDie
xsinx wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:25 pm
and it was my first MOM order ever, I almost went back to my fucking shitty street dealer after placing that order figuring all that internet weed was just a big fucking scam.
Holy shit, that's terrible. I don't think I would've ever bought from another MOM again.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:58 pm
by Vdubb
Yeah.. I remember my first bmwo order too. Purchased their most expensive flower and winded up getting a bunch of dust.

But hey.. thanks for offering me a free HQ of your AAAAAA weed when I place my next order of sawdust!

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:30 am
by CheeriosssG
Now I know why xsinx is not that easy to give out too many As anymore in his reviews.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:34 am
by xsinx
CheeriosssG wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:30 am
Now I know why xsinx is not that easy to give out too many As anymore in his reviews.
lol, it's not really about that, I try to keep it real and have the notes I give to all my review realistic and consistent. I've been smoking weed daily for 30 years now with very few beaks so I've had the whole gammut of qualities. I can't give a 10/10 on a product if I've had better before otherwise I'll end up forced to downgrade all my reviews or do like Mirkalane and give 11/10 reviews when I find better lol.

See there's a type of weed that rarely makes it to market because growers keep it for themselves, close friends and people on top of the distribution chain. The dealer's personal stash... That's the kind of shit that gets 9+ reviews. The MOM market didn't really make that stuff more available than it was before. The overall quality is def miles ahead of average street, but to say we have access to the very best there is is falsehood.

Anyway, you can count on my honesty. As horrible as this little trashing I just did to BMWO right here, there is zero exaggeration in it, these bastards outright robbed me and everyone in this community needs to know about it so they don't get robbed as well. They are a disgrace to the MOM market and belong with Sabrina's World and other shady crooks this community has been built to weed out.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 am
by Otownkush
Ghost Drops wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:27 pm
Otownkush wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:13 pm
Ghost Drops wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:40 pm


was just about to ask when the 5th A got added lol
To be fair, when was AAAA+? ;)
pluses have been in the A rating system for a while ;) lol, but we actually only used AAAA+ ourselves to separate the unlicensed producer strains as they are above any other quads we have. hahah but i get ur point lol
LOL I know man was just busting your balls. You guys are probably my next purchase!

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:21 am
by Ghost Drops
Otownkush wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 am
Ghost Drops wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:27 pm
Otownkush wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:13 pm


To be fair, when was AAAA+? ;)
pluses have been in the A rating system for a while ;) lol, but we actually only used AAAA+ ourselves to separate the unlicensed producer strains as they are above any other quads we have. hahah but i get ur point lol
LOL I know man was just busting your balls. You guys are probably my next purchase!
haha gave me a good laugh cuz you were 100% right lol, i was like damn i got busted quick hahaha

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm
by BuyMyWeedOnline
xsinx wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:25 pm
Soooooo happy you guys finally made it on here. Guess I can finish that discussion we had about your shitty products by email before you guys ghosted me :D

Lemme pull my one and only order details:

Order (#222364) was shipped via Canada Post, Xpresspost on 3/16/2018.

This is what I ordered:

Rolling Stone Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Trident Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Moroccan Habibi Hash (AAAAA)
Caduceus Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Purple Urkle (AAAAA)
Diamond Dawg Og (AAAAA)
Chem 91 (AAA)
God's Green Crack (AAAA)
Purple Lightning (AAAA)

So my first question is this... I want to know how you managed to produce hash that looks like hash, smells like hash, but tastes like ass but more importantly, provides ABSOLUTELY NO BUZZ? It's really a mystery to me and it's been bugging me since I bought that shit. I mean, it's like a magic trick, I absolutely want to understand how you guys pulled that one?

My next problem was how all the flower was BONE DRY. I mean dry to the point I could bust it up to roll a joint with my fingers in a second, boom, dust.

The Diamond Dawg, Chem 91 and God's Green Crack tasted sooooo harsh and bad I could not finish them, it was fucking horrible, some of the worse MOM weed I ever had.

Then when I complained (politely) by email, I was given the run around for several replies, then offered 3.5g of your finest AAAAA weed in compensation (AAAAA does not exist btw, so it just adds insult to injury)... I refused that offer, was told you'd bring it to management and then got the run around for a couple other emails and then radio silence.

That was a 292$ order which was total junk except for the two purples (which were still FAR from the advertised AAAAA) and it was my first MOM order ever, I almost went back to my fucking shitty street dealer after placing that order figuring all that internet weed was just a big fucking scam.

You guys are a disgrace to the market and you should go straight to the blacklist for being so shitty.

Hi there, we deeply apologize you did not have the best experience with us! Please contact me at [email protected] and we can further discuss. Thank you so much for getting in touch. Please feel free to shoot me an e-mail anytime if you ever have any questions or need any assistance at all and i'll be happy to help! Thank you and once again I apologize on behalf of buymyweedonline.ca.

BMWO STAFF

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:28 pm
by realgrimm
BuyMyWeedOnline wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm
xsinx wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:25 pm
Soooooo happy you guys finally made it on here. Guess I can finish that discussion we had about your shitty products by email before you guys ghosted me :D

Lemme pull my one and only order details:

Order (#222364) was shipped via Canada Post, Xpresspost on 3/16/2018.

This is what I ordered:

Rolling Stone Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Trident Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Moroccan Habibi Hash (AAAAA)
Caduceus Afghani Hash (AAAAA)
Purple Urkle (AAAAA)
Diamond Dawg Og (AAAAA)
Chem 91 (AAA)
God's Green Crack (AAAA)
Purple Lightning (AAAA)

So my first question is this... I want to know how you managed to produce hash that looks like hash, smells like hash, but tastes like ass but more importantly, provides ABSOLUTELY NO BUZZ? It's really a mystery to me and it's been bugging me since I bought that shit. I mean, it's like a magic trick, I absolutely want to understand how you guys pulled that one?

My next problem was how all the flower was BONE DRY. I mean dry to the point I could bust it up to roll a joint with my fingers in a second, boom, dust.

The Diamond Dawg, Chem 91 and God's Green Crack tasted sooooo harsh and bad I could not finish them, it was fucking horrible, some of the worse MOM weed I ever had.

Then when I complained (politely) by email, I was given the run around for several replies, then offered 3.5g of your finest AAAAA weed in compensation (AAAAA does not exist btw, so it just adds insult to injury)... I refused that offer, was told you'd bring it to management and then got the run around for a couple other emails and then radio silence.

That was a 292$ order which was total junk except for the two purples (which were still FAR from the advertised AAAAA) and it was my first MOM order ever, I almost went back to my fucking shitty street dealer after placing that order figuring all that internet weed was just a big fucking scam.

You guys are a disgrace to the market and you should go straight to the blacklist for being so shitty.

Hi there, we deeply apologize you did not have the best experience with us! Please contact me at [email protected] and we can further discuss. Thank you so much for getting in touch. Please feel free to shoot me an e-mail anytime if you ever have any questions or need any assistance at all and i'll be happy to help! Thank you and once again I apologize on behalf of buymyweedonline.ca.

BMWO STAFF

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Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:38 pm
by BuyMyWeedOnline
Vdubb wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:58 pm
Yeah.. I remember my first bmwo order too. Purchased their most expensive flower and winded up getting a bunch of dust.

But hey.. thanks for offering me a free HQ of your AAAAAA weed when I place my next order of sawdust!

Hi there, we deeply apologize you were not fully satisfied with your order! Please contact me at [email protected] and we can further discuss. Please feel free to shoot me an e-mail anytime if you ever have any questions or need any assistance at all and i'll be happy to help! Thank you and once again I apologize on behalf of BMWO :)

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:38 pm
by xsinx
Update: Got a random 56$ store credit and emailed Amanda. We'll see what happens.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:40 pm
by CheeriosssG
xsinx wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:34 am
CheeriosssG wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:30 am
Now I know why xsinx is not that easy to give out too many As anymore in his reviews.
lol, it's not really about that, I try to keep it real and have the notes I give to all my review realistic and consistent. I've been smoking weed daily for 30 years now with very few beaks so I've had the whole gammut of qualities. I can't give a 10/10 on a product if I've had better before otherwise I'll end up forced to downgrade all my reviews or do like Mirkalane and give 11/10 reviews when I find better lol.

See there's a type of weed that rarely makes it to market because growers keep it for themselves, close friends and people on top of the distribution chain. The dealer's personal stash... That's the kind of shit that gets 9+ reviews. The MOM market didn't really make that stuff more available than it was before. The overall quality is def miles ahead of average street, but to say we have access to the very best there is is falsehood.

Anyway, you can count on my honesty. As horrible as this little trashing I just did to BMWO right here, there is zero exaggeration in it, these bastards outright robbed me and everyone in this community needs to know about it so they don't get robbed as well. They are a disgrace to the MOM market and belong with Sabrina's World and other shady crooks this community has been built to weed out.
No worries I would be losing my steam if that was my 1st MOM order. Good that you called them out. There are some honest ppl that run MOMs but some just do not give a fuck. And there are some just give a honey review cuz it is free weed so it's a shitty part of this MOM biz. Keep staying true and giving your honest review whenever you can. I appreciate your time for doing it. Cheers!

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:11 pm
by xsinx
So last update on this, negotiations stopped clear at a 100$ coupon. Pretty much galvanizes my opinion on them, shit weed and no actual consideration for custumer satisfaction. Take this into account when you're considering spending your hard earned money, there are countless MOMs out there who go out of their way to bring us excellent products and service. For principles sake I'm not accepting that resolution.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:03 pm
by BuyMyWeedOnline
AimOrDie wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?
Hi there, after we receive product from licensed health facilities our flower is passed along to our hand picked grading team. They will issue a grade to each individual strain depending on many various factors such as bud size, smell, taste, color and the crystals (or trichomes). Our grading system goes from 2A-5A. These buds are the buds we have deemed to be the best in terms of quality.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 6:46 pm
by xsinx
BuyMyWeedOnline wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:03 pm
after we receive product from licensed health facilities
This is only getting better and better, lollll.

Re: God's Green Crack (AAAAA)

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:29 pm
by AimOrDie
BuyMyWeedOnline wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:03 pm
AimOrDie wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Does the AAAAA grading generally go over well?
Hi there, after we receive product from licensed health facilities our flower is passed along to our hand picked grading team. They will issue a grade to each individual strain depending on many various factors such as bud size, smell, taste, color and the crystals (or trichomes). Our grading system goes from 2A-5A. These buds are the buds we have deemed to be the best in terms of quality.
I would like to point out that 5A is not an accepted grade with most members of the mail order community. AAAA is meant to describe the best of the best. If I see 5A on your site, you can guarantee you aren't getting my business.