This is my grinder. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My grinder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my grinder is useless. Without my grinder, I am useless. I must fire my joints true. I must grind more herb than my stoner buddy who is trying to out grind me. I must out grind him before he out grinds me. I will ...

My grinder and I know that what counts in competition is not the joints we fire, nor the noise of our bongs, but the smoke we make.

We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit and mighty hits we will do.

My grinder is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will use it every day. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories. I will keep my grinder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

I swear this creed. My grinder and I are the defenders of my high life. We are the masters of our herb.

So be it, until I am high as a kite and until there is no more weed, but peace pipes and lots of smoke!

I love this grinder it does the best job for my needs better than expensive four piece grinders and it was only 12 bucks.

It's dimensions are 10cm x 4 cm

This is 10 grams and this grinder does it with ease it can do a half ounce in one shot but it can get difficult
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